Dear William,
Where have you been lately? I am lonely. For over a week now I have sat in the cupboard gathering dust, no one cranking my rotary handle, allowing me to turn chunky food into delicious, mushy paste. Now you are eating chunky vegetables, enchiladas, spaghetti, and even tater tot casserole without me. Please come back. I miss you.
Love,
Your (turning rusty) Food Mill
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Dear William,
Disregard the above letter and keep up the good work! We are so proud of you!
Love,
Mom and Dad
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